February 2012
today I made rhombus-, pentagon-, and hexagon-shaped chocolate chip cookies to get rid of the stinky, racist vibes our apartment’s maintenance guy was releasing earlier in the day.
technology (the internet) has a way of making painful things more painful.
Today I took a shower and hand washed my jeans at the same time.
Today I spent 5 hours in a coffee shop with Nietzsche.
It’s like all the chicago males banned together and said “let’s objectify mariah this weekend and make sure she feels incapable of doing anything because she’s a female! Let’s go team!”
Intelligence is not based on how much money you have acquired.
Eclecticism is not based on how many expensive trinkets you have acquired with that money.
I have 31 teeth and my feet are always cold— how about you?
when is the last time someone kissed your hand?
You know you’re pursuing an upper level education for the right reasons (read: to grow, not to “get a job”) when you’re entirely excited to do homework.